ROOM 101 :: Nous avons les moyens de vous faire parler...

Well I'm back and I have the title of King of Monkeys!

India is such an ace place I tell you that!

*Je n'ai d'autre alternative que de m'effondrer sur le sol, pris d'un rire hystérique*!

I was worried about losing the force until my latest girl!

man shes got the smallest tightest pussy in the world!

WOOHOOOO!

And off he goes to India for more! :-p

Woohooooo!

I fly to India on Monday and I'm there for a month!

Hurray for me!

OH and I'm there for my birthday too!

That was a wicked film! Can't wait for it to come out on dvd!

GET YOUR PIRATE NAME!


Here's mine!

Dirty James Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Hi guys!

Um I was gonna say something but I've forgotten! Oh well just blind dated a couple of girls anyway. Nice enough girls but no spark. Oh well onto the next girl on Sunday!

Cheers mate!

It might even help me learn French in here eh!

Um hi again!