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People hater was cool, but this worked best:

http://vnatrc.net/YAST/p4/TxT_disorder

All hell has broken loose: in the past week these three things have happened in my world:

1. An IT coworker who was laid off from work put a bullet thru his brain.

2. Another coworker needed his car towed and the tow-truck driver was later arrested and charged as a serial killer in the deaths of ...

Have a good and safe trip, and rest assured: I'll take sweet care of your lady while you're gone. Me kiddin. We'll just trade haiku or something.

Oh to be young again when erections were instantaneous. Now it requires a beautiful woman naked in front of me screaming my name and stuff. That gets expen$ive after a while!

I know, it's crazy, let me explain:

Skry is short name for Skryder and krYs is short name for krystyan. These were old forum names we chose for the Dark Earth Forum 30 years ago (it seems), where we met marco.
When I shortened my name, Skry discovered that we were super twins ...

aRrrrrrrrrrr It be callin me Dirty ROGER Flint, matey! So I'm donnin me sweater and sailin for Mr. Roger's Dirty Neighborhooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. Mwuh ha........(cough)....ha!

Speakin of pirateses, Johnny Depp was cool in Pirates de la Carribbean!

Hello! An Amerifreak here from Marco's e-troub forum. krYs is short for krystyan. krystyan translates to "I must think of a stupid name for a forum!"

I'm 34, live in America, but I'm cool. I PROMISE!!!